TUTN 11-07-2017 Election Day!

By TUTN with Kenny Pick Awww damn! This election day went pretty well! Download this latest FREE TUTN Podcast with Kenny, Raine, Joe, Kat, Adam & Francie! There’s a lot of goodness here you won’t want to miss!

Featuring: The NRA Murder Merchants! Rand Paul Got Beat Up! Franksgiving 2017! Trump is Degrading Our Culture! Green News! Name Calling! Reverse Call-In with Kat! Victory in VA! “What The Hell Is That Sound?” Madlibs! More!!!

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Source:: Turn Up the Night with Kenny Pick

The Clown Car Update for November 5, 2017

By jsantorsa

Well, well. The indictments were flowing faster this week than urine on Donald Trump’s bedsheets. But this time, it was the Oval Office taking the soaking and it was Bob Mueller peeing all over Donnie’s parade. The news that Trump’s foreign policy advisor George Popadopoulos was wearing a wire for the entire month of October had the West Wing thinking of who would be wearing an orange jumpsuit. And although he denied he had anything to worry about, he could smell the ink on the arrest warrant. So how do you know when your presidency is about to end. Well, here in the Clown Car Update have assembled for you the top ten ways Donald Trump knows he is about to be indicted:

10. Ivanka has just started a new fashion line of GPS ankle bracelets.

9. The Secret Service changed his codename to Prisoner 45.

8. “Who is Donald Trump?” was the answer on Jeopardy to the question “He was the first President whose official portrait was a mug shot.”

7. He found fingerprinting dust on his smartphone.

6. There is feedback coming from Melania’s bra.

5. Sean Spicer changed his …read more

Source:: Joe Santorsa

The tarnished tiara

By leslieboyd

A little like the tarnished halo I envision my son wearing.

Today is my 65th birthday. It would have been my son’s 43rd.

This is the 10th birthday I have celebrated without him. I thought about that as I lay in bed at 8:30 this morning, the time he entered the world 43 years ago.

He enriched not just my life, but the lives of pretty much everyone who knew him. He was smart, wickedly funny and kind. He was also a self-proclaimed jackass, as were his two best friends, James and Christian. The three of them together created a shitstorm of hilarity — unless, of course, jackass was not your thing.

Michael spoke his first word at 7 months. It wasn’t Mama; it was mouse. See, he had this little squeaky mouse and he dropped it. I picked it up and gave it back to him and he said, “Mouse.” Clear as day.

I thought he couldn’t actually be saying mouse because he was seven months old, but he dropped it again and again, and each time I handed it back, he said it again.

He pretty much didn’t stop talking after that. He drove his teachers nuts. He distracted everyone else in the classroom. …read more

Source:: Letters From The Left