Source:: Turn Up the Night with Kenny Pick
This week Senator Jeff Flake of Arizona gave a historic speech on the floor of the Senate to tell us something we didn’t know and something we knew for a very long time. First, he surprised us by announcing that he would not seek re-election in 2018. Then he told us the reason: Donald J. Trump is such a flaming asshole that no one but a total weasel could possibly support this man. All the weasels listened in shock, and then sat there kissing their photographs of Trump’s ass. But there was an even greater statement denouncing Trump that got a lot less attention, but here at the Clown Car Update, we have obtained a transcript of a speech given by none other than the God of the Old Testament.
People of Earth,
Yes, I know you screwed up before with Richard Nixon, The Jerry Springer Show, and thong underwear for men. But Donald Trump? Really? Didn’t you learn your lesson with The Hindenberg? Large bags of unstable gas are dangerous. And what you have done is take the Hindenberg, put it in the White House, and called it your president. At first, I thought it was my fault. …read more
Source:: Joe Santorsa
By Jonathan Matthews Welcome to episode 20 of Southern Progressive Revival for Sunday, January 24th, 2016. Both Jonathan and John had to take off, so Janet sat in the host chair once more! Thankfully Caitlin heard the call of being a guest co-host, and came to the show’s rescue. On this episode we discuss the plight of teens today, Lewis Latimer, Rand Paul calling Donald Trump Gollum, Huckabee’s continued defense of the Duggars, and so much more. So whether you’ve already heard it or are listening for the first time, come join us, y’all! …read more
Source:: Southern Progressive Revival