The Clown Car Update for January 18, 2015

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This week, on Episode 318 of The Tim Corrimal Show, we reveal the “Best of the Clown Car” award winners! And the winners are…

Best War Monger in an Hysterical Rant:

  • John McCain – “The Ukraine: Why We Must Attack”
  • Lindsey Graham – “They Will Kill Us All”
  • Bill O’Reilly – “Hiring Mercenaries to Kill Our Enemies”

And the winner is: Lindsey Graham – “They Will Kill Us All” – A Fox News Production, Roger Ailes, producer.

Best Performance in a Fake Crisis:

  • Lindsey Graham – “The ISIS Bomb in Charleston Harbor”
  • Rep. Tom Cotton – “Facebook Friends of Evil: ISIS and the Mexican Cartel”
  • Donald Trump & Rush Limbaugh – “Ebola: The Liberal Plot to Destroy America”

And the winner is: Donald Trump & Rush Limbaugh – “Ebola: The Liberal Plot to Destroy America” – A Bad Hairpiece Production, Rush Limbaugh, producer.

Best Performance by a Conspiracy Theorist:

  • Ann Coulter – “Soccer: A Sign of America’s Moral Decay”
  • John Boehner – “Benghazi 5: The Final, Final, Really Final Investigation”
  • Bill O’Rielly –  “How Islam is Destroying Our Christian Traditions”

And the winner is: John Boehner – “Benghazi 5: The Final, Final, Really Final Investigation” – A Right Wing Echo Machine Production, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, Kelly Ayotte, producers

Best Performance by Someone Saying Something Really Stupid:

  • Joe Scarborough – “Ferguson: Listen to the Police and Forget Your Constitutional Rights”
  • Chuck Todd – “The Senate Disqualification of Alison Lundergan Grimes”
  • Phil Robertson – “ISIS: Convert Them or Kill Them All”

And the winner is: Phil Robertson – “ISIS: Convert Them or Kill Them All” – A Duck Dynasty Production, Sean Hannity, producer

Best Performance by a Loser:

  • Sarah Palin – “The Palin Family Brawl”
  • Mary Landrieu – “The Keystone Pipeline: My Path to Victory”
  • The Democratic Party – “Let’s Run As If We’re Republicans and Hate the President”

And the winner is: The Democratic Party – “Let’s Run As If We’re Republicans and Hate the President” – A Blue Dog Production, Alison Lundergan Grimes, producer.

Lifetime Achievement Award:

To the Robert’s Supreme Court for their contribution to the destruction of the Constitution using right wing fantasies disguised as Supreme Court decisions.

About Joe Santorsa

Joe Santorsa is the co-host of The Tim Corrimal Show and the author of The Poorly Written Political Blog.