The Clown Car Update for December 3, 2017

By jsantorsa

Matt Lauer, Garrison Keillor, Al Franken, Joe Barton, and John Conyers were all this week accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace. It seemed like every day a new allegation comes along that some creep was caught with his pants down. So the Clown car decided to take a survey under the hashtag “donttakeoutyourpenis” to see what situations people believed it was inappropriate to take it out. One would think that would be self-evident, but we were surprised a bit at some of the situations that some people thought it might be appropriate to pop out your pipe cleaner:

When you are in the doctor’s office and the nurse asks if you have any swelling
When you are in a restaurant and the waiter asks can I take something out of your way #donttakeoutyourpenis
When you are finished with dinner and your companion asks what kind of tip you should leave #donttakeoutyourpenis
When the FBI asks you if you have ever met with Russian agents #donttakeoutyourpenis
When you are coming through customs at the airport and they ask if you have anything to declare #donttakeoutyourpenis
When your girlfriend asks you what you got her for Christmas #donttakeoutyourpenis
When the salesman at Home …read more

Source:: Joe Santorsa

About Joe Santorsa

Joe Santorsa is the co-host of The Tim Corrimal Show and the author of The Poorly Written Political Blog.

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